Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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