So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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