Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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