so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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