Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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it glows. i had to have it.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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