..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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