We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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