it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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