Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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