remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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