I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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