i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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