she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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