margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my mouth tastes like poor choices
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I know her cup size but not her name....
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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