You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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