when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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