..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
God, I missed his penis.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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