The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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