I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
please don't ironically join a cult
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