But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize