no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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