she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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