zippers are such a cool invention
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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