Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
ttyl tear gas
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
