? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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