ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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