I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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