If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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