I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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