Pappa wants mamma naked
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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