I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
organizing the empties. That sober.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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