Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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