whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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