I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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