No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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