Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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