so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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