But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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