Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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