you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
USA USA USA
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings