i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?