Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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