Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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