whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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