butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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