i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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