did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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