What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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