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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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