Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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