Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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