But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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