Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
