Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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