I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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