i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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