it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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