..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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