So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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