Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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