i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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