I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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